The Foiling, 2005!
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So, I arrive at work one Tuesday morning in January -- a couple weeks after my birthday.
I walk into the office and my desk looks a bit odd -- like something I've seen on the
Internet. In a fraction of a second, I realized ... I HAD BEEN FOILED!!!
The perps, the Information Processing Department, had done an extensive foiling.
They wrapped my keyboard, mouse, computer, and monitor -- including the screen!
They wrapped things like my floppy disk file container, stapler, and tape dispenser --
even going so far as to wrap the tape coming off the roll! They wrapped little things,
too, like binder clips and pens. And they were extra detailed: when they wrapped the
mouse and telephone, they wrapped the cords, too -- even the curled telephone receiver
cord. They're nutz, I tell ya! :-)
My workstation, FOILED! How am I supposed to work when I feel like I'm about
to go under the broiler?!
The perps even foiled my keyboard, but that didn't stop me from getting at least
some work done!
One of the perps offered me a tissue. BUT IT WAS FOILED, TOO! It's everywhere!
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